Well. He did and he didn't think my picture of Dale was the best one, so he sent this for me to post for you all!


I thought it was so cute I couldn't turn him down.
So, off to Starbucks we went where he got his little hot chocolate and a chocolate donut! He looked so grown up sitting across the table from me drinking from that little cup!
Then it was time to head back to the preschool for our reading time! The students are studying about bugs, so he had brought a book all about bugs. However, he thought it would be way more cool to read this book called "Gross Out" because it had some neat facts about bugs too.
We discussed which portions of the book he would read to the kids. He settled on the silk worm, praying mantis and some sort of beetle. I thought these were fine selections. You can see how engrossed the children are as they listen to Ian's book. That is because he completely diverted from the original plan and started reading about some fish that captures other fish with its slime and eats them and then ties itself in a knot in order to wipe the slime off of itself. He then proceeded to read about an owl and the "barf balls" it produces, a bird that makes other birds vomit and then eats their vomit, and finally, about the cannibalism of the praying mantis. Somehow, I don't think this is what most parents expect their 4-year-olds to come home talking about.
Mrs. Harrison was a good sport and tried to turn it into a lesson for the kids, but I think she was even having trouble trying to explain "barf balls" and cannibalism!
Oh.Dear!
Let me just say that he had shared a few parts of this book with me, but I had not read it all! I now know that I will be checking a little more closely into what he plans to read before he shares it with the whole class. That is, should we ever be invited back, which I believe is highly unlikely at this point!
Isabelle's teacher found out that we were down the hall reading and wanted Ian to come in to read for her class. Ian was happy to oblige! I, however, quickly grabbed that wretched book out of his hands and suggested that he borrow one from the teacher that the little kids might enjoy more!
Isabelle thought it was great that Ian shared a story with her class. They listened very attentively and only complained once or twice that they couldn't see the pictures very well! We may have a chance of being invited back to that class...unless the teachers talk (which I am sure they will) about what he read in the other class...
As I walked out with a red face and laughing to myself, Ian walked out tall and proud. He was thrilled that he got to do that and that the other kids enjoyed his book. His only regret was that he didn't share with them about the scorpion and bats!

I know that I shared with you all in February that David got the privilege to escort the Miami Dolphin cheerleaders around the ship. Since then he has given tours to some big wigs from DC, some Detroit Redwing executives and a few other "important" people.
When I had not heard from him in the last couple days, I figured he must be doing some tours (some job, right?). When he has someone onboard, it keeps him very busy and he doesn't get much time to email. So this morning I finally got an email from him sharing with me that he had been escorting Dale Ernhardt Jr. around the ship. We aren't the most avid Nascar fans, but we do live in the part of the country that is completely submersed in the Nascar religion, err, sport. I think this tour wins the "coolest" award as far as tours goes!
Who knows...maybe they became fast friends and we will start hanging out with him! I know Ian would sure love a ride in that shiny red car of his! Who am I kidding? I think I might even like a quick ride around the track! Wishful thinking, I know...
More than likely all that will happen is my husband will come home with some strange obsession with this new sport (religion) and be convinced that this is what he should do when he gets out of the navy. To which I will reply with my classic roll of my eyes and a quick change of subject!